This is the captain speaking! Man the lifeboats. Sorry! Person the lifeboats! Women and children first! Sorry, females, LBGTQ+ and little persons first!
And so the horror show of Brexit limps on, this time until October 31. Halloween, appropriately enough.
WHEN we’re young we look to adults to guide us, inspire us, and show us the way.
I DON'T know about you, but I’ve not so much become bored with Brexit, as numb.
Donald MacLeod: These new EU rules to protect our privacy look terrific… so what are they trying to hide?
IN the unlikely event you missed the deluge of media announcements that swamped your email inbox, Friday was General Data Protection Regulation Day.
WHAT a night, and what a Dame!
TO say it’s been a bad week for the UK Government would be generous.
LAST week, Glasgow City Council made a long overdue decision to ban notorious slum landlord Harpal Singh for life from letting out flats.
Rona Dougall: Thousands of men around the world will be thankful that superstar actor did not remain silent like a Rock
HE does not, it is fair to say, look like a touchy-feely, let’s-talk-about-my-feelings kind of a guy.
AS Jeremy Corbyn discovered last week in his clumsy attempt to build bridges within the Jewish community, good intentions are no guarantee of good results.
AND so it goes on. The Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson was given a stern telling off by the Commons Speaker for using sexist language this week.