An apocryphal tale from the amateur game has a referee chased off the pitch by a team enraged by a sending-off.
The Premiership might be in cold storage, but Hearts are more than doing their bit to keep the temperature up.
A company in England has been in the news for allowing staff to pre-book “hangover days”.
Danny Stewart: Steven Gerrard has been a class act at Rangers, now can he follow it through with trophies?
As feel-good news items go, Steven Gerrard’s new deal is about as tasty a treat as Rangers could have hoped to serve up on a cup final weekend.
Given Scotland’s recent history, it’s only fitting that picking a team to beat Israel in the Nations League play-offs requires a lorryload of wishful thinking.