Rumours that Hannibal Suarez of Uruguay chomped on Italian defender Chiellini because he had a chip on his shoulder have been strongly denied, as has the suggestion that he is joining Borussia Munchonyercentreback.
And if you’d told him a week ago that he’d only get a four month ban he’d have bitten your hand off. There can be no denying though that this World Cup has served up a good few surprises.
Mind you, they’re all a bit hard to swallow with Spain, Italy, Portugal and England all out of the running! England manager Roy Hodgson kept his word, promising they would reach new heights after their group matches.
Didn’t think he meant 35,000 ft. They also have a new captain. His name is John Smith and he was their pilot.
Still, at least Roy finally worked out how to stop England from being eliminated by penalties and can take home one other positive. Their rooms were all refundable!
I do wish that this generation had the same amount of true grit and resolve as previous generation. Ronnie Biggs managed to stay in Brazil for 31 years.
Roy’s boys barely managed two weeks and were home before they finished their malaria tablets.
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