I MEAN, why should I be concerned, just because my wife got chatting with Harry Styles?
I’m not worried not in the least! Alright, maybe I was a wee bit jealous.
I mean, he’s only one of the world’s most attractive men.
When I was his age, I struggled to get a lumber at Clatty Pats.
Harry’s worth a few bob too I heard he’s so minted he doesn’t mind paying 5p for his poly bags when he does a big shop.
I can’t really compete, which is why I was nervous when Brianna told me she’d been chatting up One Direction’s heartthrob-in-chief.
It was at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles.
Brianna had a cracking time working the red carpet.To read about Ross King at BAFTA’s LA party, click here So which part of the glamorous venue did she speak to him?
Right next to the Portaloos.
Initially I was a wee bit worried my gorgeous wife was getting chatted up by hunky Harry.
That was until I saw the Flower Suit he was wearing.
His floral number was quite brave, I’ll give him that.
I can’t laugh though it is with great sadness I recall wearing something similar in Henry Africa’s nightclub circa 1987!
That’s right, Harry’s fashion faux pas is nothing compared to many of my own sartorial disasters of yesteryear.
Brianna recently told me she’d like a new clutch for Christmas and an hour later caught me browsing the Kwik Fit website.
I asked what type of jeans she’d like me to buy her and she said: “Guess”.
“About £40?” I replied.
Never mind my clothing clangers someone who always looks amazing is the stunning Sofia Vergara.
The Modern Family star got hitched to Joe Manganiello last Sunday in a ceremony that was described by one commentator here as being like a traditional wedding except pumped with tons of cash.
Sofia’s wedding dress was something else.
It had 11lbs of sequins, 6.6lbs of pearls and 350 crystals.
Well my suit says 100% polyester on the label, SO THERE.
It also took 32 people a staggering 1,657 hours to make the incredible dress for Sofia.
That’s significantly longer than most Hollywood marriages last!
Speaking of dresses, I see the iconic gingham dresses worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard Of Oz has been sold at auction
The dress fetched a cool £1.2million.
That reminds me of the time I was offered the role of the Tin Man in a production of The Wizard Of Oz.
I wanted to turn it down, but didn’t have the heart . . .
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