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Mince Pie Spy: Dundee’s Pine Cone Cafe has gone all out this Christmas

Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)
Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)

I’M meeting up with a friend and she’s one of THOSE kind of people.

You know the type I mean – she loves Christmas and starts looking forward to Santa coming in October.

Once Bonfire Night is out of the way, there’s no stopping her.

I warn her that I don’t feel particularly festive – maybe I’m old-fashioned that way – and that there’s to be no talk of turkey dinners, hectic Christmas shopping or any of that jazz.

She’s not having any of it. She’s driving, so she practically kidnaps me and takes me somewhere she insists will make me come over all Christmassy.

Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)
Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)

Well. She isn’t wrong.

For starters, the name in itself adds a wee Christmas twinkle in the eye before we even get there.

The Pine Cone Cafe.

It’s at Templeton Christmas Tree Farm, too, just outside Dundee.

I’m reluctant to admit it, readers, but I do start to feel a bit twinkly. And we aren’t even seated yet.

The cafe is a festive joy to behold.

There’s tinsel, twinkling and decorations everywhere.

I mean everywhere. Right across the whole room.

It’s just lovely.

Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)
Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)

And if you’re looking for a gift with a Christmas twist, you could well find it here.

The menu is what you’d expect from a cafe like this – sandwiches, soup and a selection of home baking.

But they’ve gone all out with their festive offerings, too.

Turkey, cranberry and stuffing sandwiches.

Christmas loaf. Mince pies.

Oh, to hang with it.

Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)
Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)

I abandon my traditional scone and instead order a turkey, cranberry and stuffing sandwich and a mince pie.

My companion cheers, and throws tinsel round my neck.

She’s pushing it.

Service isn’t the fastest. They could do with more elves to help out in the kitchen.

But then again, the place is absolutely packed and no one seems to be hurrying to leave.

And when I place our order, the friendly waitress does warn me it will be 20-25 minutes.

I must look ravenous – after all, it’s a whole 24 hours since I was last on a scone-eating mission – and my mince pie comes before my sandwich.

A bit unconventional but I’m glad to see it.

Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)
Pine Cone Cafe (Chris Austin / DC Thomson)

Truth be told, it looks suspiciously like a Mr Kipling. But you know what? It’s toasty hot and rather lovely.

I expect my sandwich to be sliced turkey, a dod of stuffing and some cranberry sauce. But the whole caboodle is wrapped up in mayo. It’s divine.

Pine Cone Cafe is the kind of place the staff actually know customers. I mean really know.

I think there’s a new staff member and she’s giving a customer her life history.

She lost her job at BHS and is now here, in Santa’s grotto.

My friend is right. Even Scrooge would struggle to say: “Bah! Humbug!” here.

Jingle all the way!


Warm Welcome 9/10 Location, Location 8/10 Mince Pie Score 7/10


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