10 silly jokes for your Halloween guising

HALLOWEEN is just around the corner so it’s time to get out your best jokes for guising.

Sometimes the silliest jokes are the best, so here’s a collection of from a hugely popular Reddit thread called ‘What’s a joke so stupid it’s funny?’

 

1. I still remember what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket:

“How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

(Munninnu)

2. I used to have two kidneys. Then I grew up.

Now I have two adult knees.

(FEED_ME_STORIES)

 

 

3. A man is washing the car with his son.

The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

(Rndomguytf)

4. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

(Renderclippur)

 

 

5. I had to sell my vacuum cleaner…

… Because it was just collecting dust.

(Crypto7899)

6. What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

(RyanIVanhorn)

 

 

7. A limbo champion walks into a bar

They are disqualified. –

(omooney)

8. How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

(inna_kotova)

 

 

9. And the lord said unto John, “come forth and receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

(duckemblues)

10. Two goldfish are in a tank.

One looks to the other and says, “You man the guns while I drive.”

(Gmanun)

 

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